Another joke.

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato
garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
son,
Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant
my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would dig
the garden for me.
Love: Pa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pa:
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried
THE
BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug
up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old
man
and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his
son.

Dear Pa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under
the circumstances.
Love Vinnie