Happy St. Patrick Day!

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IRISH GAS STATION

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger
Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf
Pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of
his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires
The Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I
drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the
Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."


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