Monday, May 29, 2006

SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILD BIRTH?

Should children witness child birth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could
see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as
she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place...smack his ass again!"

If you didn't laugh on this one, there's no help for you

1 comment:

Sarah Sharp said...

alright, funny as these random stories are, the next post needs to be about you or your family. love you!

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