A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by an ambulance and killed.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you!"
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About Me
- heidi
- i am 32 years old. i have two kids. My son is 13 and my daughter just about 2 1/2. i love my 80's things but i am not stuck in the past(like still wearing the clothes or hair styles)I also love mickey mouse and M&M's and precious moments- hence the title of this blog!
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