Anger management

Not that i think this is the correct way to handle any kind of situation, however i did find it very amusing. Actully i got a good laugh over it.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't
take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy
answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with
the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was
paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always
cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the
phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW
cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd
been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back
window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I
thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW
for sale?" He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I
live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in
in front." I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a
good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five." I said, "Listen,
Don, can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said, "Don, you're an asshole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when had a problem, I had
two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an
asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed,
"Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don
Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over
right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really
scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out
who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass," I answered, "Well,
asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called
the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over
there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in
Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two
assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter
and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better...Anger management really does work.